northangel27 | Samantha's Google Meme (Reply)

Snagged from JPdotty over on DeviantArt:

RULES:
Go to Google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: Samantha needs a new life cause u r all sucking the life out of this one. . . . (ahh... no you're not!)

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Samantha looks like an angel in this warm velveteen coat... (a warm velveteen coat? That does sound lovely, come to think of it)

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: SAMANTHA SAYS SHE WILL MARRY LINDSAY! (oh the lulz. Marry? I don't think so. Snog if I was horribly drunk? Perhaps.)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Samantha wants to be nothing but hostile towards her, but as she gets to know her she likes her more and more. (I can think of a couple of people to whom this might apply)

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Samantha does Sinatra. (Oh really?! I can think of worse things ;-))

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: samantha hates her life yea thats about it k bye. (Nothing could be further from the truth, actually)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: The next day at the coffee shop Samantha asks Dena how the rest of her night went with Chapman after she left. (Apparently this is from an episode of "Samantha Who?" A television show I now hope to never see.)

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: Bewitched: Samantha Goes South For a Spell (TV episode) Series: Bewitched Genre: Comedy (This made me insanely happy!)

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: you dirty little whore by Samantha likes to do it after a full body rub Watch it on MySpace (Ahem... I think I would rather not. I think I would rather anyone reading this not either)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: Samantha eats while her parents "discuss" purchasing a vacuum ... (this is an actual video on YouTube here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqK5MR-HNZ4 , and is exactly what it describes. It is amazing the weirdness one can find out there!)

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: Samantha wears the pants in Lindsay's relationship (again - oh the lulz!)

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Samantha was arrested for not helping someone who was getting mugged, and all the guys she ever had sex with came to testify against her (alrighty then... Sadly, or in this case perhaps happily, that would be a very short list.)