Severus' Google Meme

[northangel27]

He is not amused...

Snagged from JPdotty over on DeviantArt:

RULES:
Go to Google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: Albus decides that Severus needs to see a therapist. (God damn it, Albus!  Mind your own business, why don't you!)

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Severus looks like he is wearing streaked eyeliner and black... (Black what?  Black what?  *clicks link*.  Full quote which is a comment on this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP8ZNCei5hU&feature=related says  - "idk why but the scenes with umbrige in it, you know and example at :22 Severus looks like he is wearing streaked eyeliner and black lipstick...a drag queen, BUT...he is the SEXIEST drag queen EVER...and he is mine lol i just let people borrow him..."  WTF?!  But you know what, he/she is right... kinda KISS like.  Creepy)

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: Severus says crying out with each swat but not completely crying yet. ... (Seriously...WTF!?! - http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4232671/2/Sons_of_Hogwarts)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: It seems, on the surface, that Lucius is broke, but Severus wants one thing more from him before he watches him go to the dogs... (broke as in out of money, or...?  I can only imagine what it is he wants...)

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Severus does Sweeney. (that would make for some interesting slash fic, I have to say...)

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Severus hates the Valentine's Day holiday and wants no part of it. He's quickly disabused of the notion by a sneaky Metamorphmagus Auror... (to quote the man himself in the movie version of "Order of the Phoenix" - "I think I may vomit.")
 
Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Severus asks himself a lot of questions before killing Dumbledore...

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: Severus Goes on Dr Phil and Harry Goes Ballistic (Seriously now - I can imagine nothing more enjoyable and satisfying than seeing Severus Snape go head-to-head with Dr. Phil.)

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: Severus Likes You! (ahhh... I know, but it still warms my heart to hear it again.)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: Severus eats chocolate! (On occasion, yes.) 

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: Severus wears black silk boxers. He is very well endowed and quite experienced ( despite his reclusive lifestyle). (I was laughing so hard at this - in between dodging expertly aimed hexes, mind you...) 

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Severus was arrested and taken to Rome. (had to take out the 'for' to get any results.  I think this is referring to the Saint, not the Professor)