Lily's Google Meme

[northangel27]

Snagged from JPdotty over on DeviantArt:

RULES:
Go to Google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: Lily needs to be permanently committed to an institution... (Umm... really?  Well, perhaps James thought this when she was PMSing.  I'm also pretty sure that Petunia thought this.)

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Lily looks like her Mommy. (ahhh... really?  How cute.)

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: Lily says she was never a shrinking flower... (Well, we all know that... It was slightly amusing to me that this quote was from a gay/lesbian forum.  Oh Lily, you naughty, unpredictable girl you!)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Lily wants to help the animals who live in the sea... (Funny, I never really pegged her as a "Care of Magical Creatures" kind of a gal...)

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Lily Does the 2008 Oscars! ( a) she's alive?   b) Just what is she getting an oscar for?  Or maybe she is just a guest.  Snape, you were too slow.  She returns from the dead only to start dating Jude Law a few weeks later.  You've got to be on the ball, my man!)

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Lily Hates Paradise. (Maybe that's why she returned from the dead for the 2008 Oscars..) 

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Lily asks to move back in. (back in with whom?  Oh the plot bunnies...)

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: Lily Goes To Japan. (For reals?  Now she has to be going with Severus, on this one.  I'm convinced of it.  He's always wanted to go to Asia!)

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: Lily likes cleaning toys, she will lay there and lick all the boy cooties off... (Ummm.... What kind of toys...?  Which boy's cooties...?  No seriously, it does make a difference...)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: lily eats some yogurt at grandma's house.(Okay, that is just boring)

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: Lily wears a boned corset of brocaded silk, trimmed with lace and ribbon... (does she now...  I can think of some boys who will be admiring that!)

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Last year Lily was arrested for assaulting a female paparazzi... (You go girl!  You keep those bitches away from your man!  War hero, or no, he deserves his privacy!)